“Conservatives are arming teenagers”

Um, yes. And this is bad, how?

Conservatives support – gasp! – actually respecting teenagers’ fundamental rights.

Again, how exactly is this bad?

Contrary to what “March For Our Lives” seems to be implying, it actually is fine for people’s fundamental rights to be respected. In fact, it’s the only thing that is.

Plus, this might be nitpicky, but it doesn’t really make sense to capitalize, and thereby place emphasis on, the words “DECADES-OLD.” The age of a law has nothing to do with whether it is good or bad. A law that violates people’s rights existed for decades. And? How exactly does that make it bad for said law to be overturned?

The only bad thing about this situation is the fact that a law which violates people’s rights existed for as long as it did.

Allowing people to actually have their fundamental rights respected is not only fine; it’s a basic moral obligation.